Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC

David** · Post by David** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:04 am

Hmm...that line almost sounds like something Carl Edwards does, would you at least remind him to drive the right way on the track next race?

And now...back to the picnic or is this an entire summer camping trip?

David** · Post by David** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:05 am

Side note Rene'...Dale Jr signed with Gibbs..now...we rock harder with Tony & Dale on the same team. Let's go racin' boys!

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:16 am

Side note response - and Denny! Please make JJ go away

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:20 am

No time to cook breakfast for you guys today, first day on the new job, so you will have to fend for yourselves.
Can I borrow some change for gas? I still can't seem to find that darn credit card.
David - I think we have all moved to the campsite, power in numbers and all that.

David** · Post by David** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:18 am

Try walking Rene'..it's not that far and it's better for your anxiety & health also.

crayzikat · Post by **crayzikat** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:22 pm

WARNING: A recent visit to chocolate.org shows that chocolate isa psychoactive food (joining drugs such as weed, alcohol, cocaine, mushrooms, LSD...), so for the protection of all picnicers, I am confiscating the chocolate.

Please feel free to continue to enjoy your chicken and dumplings, corn dogs, cotton candy, and complimentary SPAM from the SPAMmobile.

DON'T ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW ME! The proper disposal of this quantity of chocolate takes time. Do not be worried. I am a professional. Your health and well-being is my top concern.

David** · Post by David** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:55 pm

That's ok Crazikat...since Rene' is now staying at the cross bar hotel for fraud..I had another credit card for a backup..just in case the feds caught up with Rene'.

Whose? Uh....remember the other night when you were (oh so ugly of a word) "stealing" chocolate from the U-Haul truck? Well I was stealing all of your credit cards from that suitcase you call a purse.

Don't worry...they bumped your credit limit up another 5 grand. With that added bonus bump to the credit line I bought 3x more chocolate than we had before and now.

Btw, the chocolate is now hermetically sealed in a block of lucite and buried at a location only knownst by me and one other trusted pirate...er friend. Arrrrrrrrrrrr!

crayzikat · Post by **crayzikat** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:46 pm

Hey Rene' .... let's put my chocolate and your bars together...

chocolate bars

hehehe

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:33 pm

Chocolate bars...lol.

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I kind of like the cross bar hotel 3 hots and a cot and I don't have to pay for any of it. They say if I am good they will let me have meat with my bread and water.

Someone send cigarettes, coffee and spam please!

crayzikat · Post by **crayzikat** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm

Caught brown-handed, the real chocolate thief gets life for trying to steal the world's chocolate supply in an attempt to abolish smores forever.

Asked why he did it, the puffy, white villan mumbled repeatedly "chubby bunny" and something that sounded like tammy or wammy...

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