DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
Guest

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:08 am

Steven I have one of those old phones. I will have to do that and let you know how it went.

Guest

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:25 pm

definately ask them about the side effects :eek: :p :?, Denice! wait, won't that make them crazy ;)

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:20 pm

make sure you cram everything into your day and make sure you rush to relax

Mike

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:43 pm

MAKE SURE AT THANKSGIVING DINNER YOU SAY GRACE.

THANK YOU LORD FOR GIVING ME ANXIETY & DEPRESSION, THANK YOU FOR ALL MY NEGITIVE THOUGHTS, HOW I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE AROUND ME WHEN I'M MAD. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SO CONFUSSED, I CAN'T GET THROW THE DAY. THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY HEART BEAT OUT OF MY CHEST, THE SHAKES, THE DIZZY SPELLS, WANTING TO PASS OUT. AND HOW I LOVE CRYING ALL DAY NOT WANTING TO GET OUT OF BED.

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL MEDS YOU HAVE PUT ME ON, I LOVE ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS....

AGAIN LORD THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING !!!

OK LETS EAT...............

I'LL CUT THE TURKEY...............

NOW LOOK AT EVERYONES FACES, AND SEE IF THERE GONNA RUN, AND NOT EAT...........OR CALL 911

HEY YOU WON'T HAVE MANY DISHES TO DO.... (LOL)

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:31 pm

lol thats cute. Go to one of those wedding dress shops and pick out a dress and then ask one of the staff members if they have it in a men's size 8

Mike

Guest

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:11 am

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">I want to wish everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! And please if you are going to someone's house for thanksgiving tell them you would like for them to reserve some seats for your friends Mr & Mrs A. Goraphobia Mr E. Metophobia and Mrs A. Rachnaphobia.....teeheehee.</span>

Guest

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:28 am

I am having turkey with Dee Pression and Anne Ziaty we are hoping Lex Apro can make it. Liz Terrine and Al Cohol are coming after dinner for some refreshing conversation.

Guest

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:46 am

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Hahaha, Good one Steven I'll make sure Lu Nesta calls you tommorow and tells you how dinner went with Zoey Loft </span>

Guest

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:50 pm

i'm looking forward to K.Lonopin's company. i hope you enjoy your day. mike did you find your dress?

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Post by Leopolda » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:08 am

Histatarical my fellow nuts!
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.....Mother Theresa

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