StressCenter.com Winter Festival and Party

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:11 pm

Hi. I was reading this forum and wondering is there really going to be a StressCenter.com picnic? where is it going to be at?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:01 pm

HAHA Sorry Living we are just being fun letting off some creative steam while we laugh at ourselves.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:39 am

Crud I just remembered I am going to have to get my own sleigh for the sleigh rides since I get anxious riding with other people.
:p

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:39 am

Hello people!!!! What about SPIDERS?!?!? We need bunches of raid. Oh what a really long extension cord? That way we could plug in those thingies that vibrate and keep little kitters away. Hmmm, Could we nail those to trees? And we need ear PLUGs. We dont need to hear those flying thingies over our heads on the hike. back to the spiders, maybe we need to have buge nets over our heads instead of raid. Then we could hang the Christmas lights around the nets to keep the northerners happy and then we need more flashlights and batteries so we can have those on the nets also. That way we can throw the flashlights during the snowball fight with the rounded off sporks.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:05 pm

Thanks Wildcard ..good stuff!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:03 pm

Oh yeah I better bring a few epi pens incase we run out of Benadryl and some paper toilet seat covers for the bathrooms, who knows how long its been since they have been sanitized??

:p
J~
Hey whose gonna bring the stuff for the S'mores???

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:47 am

Epi pens - not good. No epinephrine for me! Produces too much anxiety.

No s'mores. Marshmallows made with cow bone marrow and artificial food coloring. Corn syrup too. Recipe for health disaster.

Just throw me into the bonfire as a burnt sacrifice.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:02 am

Hey everyone,

I forgot to tell you that when I cook, my speciality is burnt offering!!! Since Shif is already part of the bonfire I'll just add my burnt offering to her sacrifice.

Oh, would anyone else like to contribute???

This sure is getting to be a good time!!

Barb

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:37 pm

Shif -

If you must sacrifice yourself as a burnt offering, and I would strongly suggest that you DON'T, please be sure not to wear any synthetic clothing or strong perfumes; we don't want any toxic fumes coming from the bonfire!

BTW, ditto on the marshmallows. Cow bone marrow or not, their just gross. That goes for peeps too (which I guess are just sugar coated marshmallows in the shape of cute animals to be eaten in barbaric rituals that can include variations such as all four peeps in a box at once).

So in the willingness to compromise, I'll suggest "S'mort-of's", which will be graham crackers and chocolate only. Marshmallows will be confiscated and destroyed immediately. Marshmallow-sniffing dogs will be on the premises for those that think they are above the rules...

In the spirit of "S'mort-of's", we will also be serving "Almosta's". It's just like a Mimosa but without the alcohol (AKA, just orange juice). If found, the alcohol will be used to destroy the marshmallows, also if found.

Thank you,
Jamie
Night Hike Leader and
Self-Appointed Excessively Obsessive Rule Maker

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:04 pm

Marshmallows are a gift from God!!
Note to self: find cabin far from Shif and Jamie
:p