Real Work Excuse

[HebbReese]

Too funny Searunner! I love the one about the flu! That totally sounds like me! LOL

[jillzmind]

Jamie ..yes the air at home is better, there's no doubt about it haha.I mean isn't that common knowledge? :p

[BrittanyBaby]

Loll, you never realize how funny you are till you look at what you think.
Very funny:)

[art760]

ill be like boss i cant work today my mam is very sick, and i have to take her to the doc..when the truth was that i was taking myself to the doc..lol

[pettygil]

I don't work anymore but before I received SSI fo panic, and depression, back in the day.. I would call in and pretend to sneeze, ah shoe, then pretend to cough. I'd hold my nose a little, then try to speak..i'd talk in a low raspy voice..I'm just calling, ah shoe, excuse me..I can't come into work today, cough, cough..I'm feeling really sick..I think I got a held could and I feel like I have to vomit, oh god I gotta go now..lol..

[early31]

I can't come in to work today because I think I'm going insane and I don't want to do that in front of everybody... though, it would be cool to go insane and tell the bosses some things on my mind.
lol why is it when I'm worried I'm going crazy, I feel like cowering in a corner and afraid of making an embarassment of myself? Why can't I be like super confident and walk around like I own the place kind of crazy?

[Krystie75]

Thanks for the Laughs. Only I have never taken a sick day from work. I even went to work when my throat was so swollen and sore that I couldn't talk. I learned that it was an allergic reaction to wheat. I wish I had some funny excuse to ad, because these ones are really funny. I guess I always thought it better to face my fears head on. If it came to fight or flight I would stay and fight. I have too. I run slow.

[Lexi*J]

Oh Lord, I know how this goes. These are all real, of course.

Sorry, but I can't come in today:

2) I can't remember if I took my medications a few minutes ago. I'm pretty sure I did but I can't be totally sure. What if I'm just remembering taking them yesterday? I can't take them again, I might overdose.

I chuckled when I saw that one haha. I sooo totally think that way.

[lucy knepp]

so funny!!!