Personal Ads for people with Anxiety/Panic/Depression
I thought it would be funny to make up some fictitious personal ads for people with our conditions. I'll start:
Wanted: Female who suffers from panic and anxiety. Would prefer one with IBS and a fear of bridges.
Wanted: Female who suffers from panic and anxiety. Would prefer one with IBS and a fear of bridges.
Books:
What to say when you talk to your self--Shad Helmstetter.
Get Out of Your Own Way--Mark Goulston
What to say when you talk to your self--Shad Helmstetter.
Get Out of Your Own Way--Mark Goulston
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Wanted: Single Male who is worse off than me. Must suffer from several anxiety disorders, preferably one with OCD that is focused on germs and cleanliness so that I can terminante my cleaning crews contract!!! Must have severe eating disorder and not be offended by seeing the consumption of several half gallons of Dreyers ice cream in one sitting. Is my perfect match out there?????
Wanted : Lucinda Basset
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Wanted SWF to do all things I dont want to , so that my agoroaphobia can live peacefully forever without a challenge , must enjoy frequent short walks around my house holding sweaty hands , vacations that get canceled , and many of other things we'd like to do but wont
If u want a man that always knows if the door is locked , how much gas is in the car , and exactly what time it is ...I'm your man
on a serious note great idea for a thread really shows that people that suffer from anxiety/panic
are intelligent creative people , as all the posts are brilliant , good laughs
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Wanted SWF to do all things I dont want to , so that my agoroaphobia can live peacefully forever without a challenge , must enjoy frequent short walks around my house holding sweaty hands , vacations that get canceled , and many of other things we'd like to do but wont
If u want a man that always knows if the door is locked , how much gas is in the car , and exactly what time it is ...I'm your man
on a serious note great idea for a thread really shows that people that suffer from anxiety/panic
are intelligent creative people , as all the posts are brilliant , good laughs
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Do you enjoy long walks on the beach while worrying about being caught in a hurricane, stepping on a jellyfish, or being attacked by seagulls? Is your idea of a romantic date spending lovely evenings together in the emergency room for a runny nose? If so, then you're the guy for me! If you work up the courage to reply and I work up the courage to answer, maybe, just maybe we could see the start of something wonderful.