...and then the fight started...

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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~*schnauzermom*~
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Post by ~*schnauzermom*~ » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:20 am

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. :o
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. ;)
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too!'
And then the fight started..... :roll:
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And then the fight started..... :roll:
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I rear-ended a car this morning :eek: . So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny :o ?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it :eek: .... he was a DWARF :o !!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY :mad: !!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you? :p '
And then the fight started.... :roll:
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My wife was standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then..... :roll:
"Afterall, everybody only hears what he understands." by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Post by Guest » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:21 am

very clever, and very, very funny! Thanks for the laugh! :)
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epa
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Post by epa » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:09 am

One more for ya, though it's quite goofy! :)


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....
ATTITUDE -- The mind is like a parachute...it doesn't work unless it's open!!
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Post by Guest » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:44 am

My aunt sent that to me. No author though.

Sundbound, THAT is a GREAT one! Yes the gas station IS more expensive than a good dinner out!
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