Use your imagination and see:
Darth Vader as a school crossing guard. (Now you shall pay for speeding in a school zone)
Richard Simmons as a Marine Drill Instructor.
(You maggots get those filthy clothes off this clean floor)
Mr. T behind the cash register at a grocery store. (What aisle was this on fool?)
Simon Cowell as a grief counselor. (Oh please. Get over it already)
Deputy Dawg as a surgeon. (Pass the scalpel please)
Obi Won as a car salesman. (You don't want the
Mercedes. You want the Porsche)
Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Park Ranger.
More Later after my brain rests.