DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:12 am

Go to a dealership and pick out the newest 2007 model. Have the salesman structure the deal and keep having him go back to discount the price after many attempts refuse to pay a not a penny over $5000. Why they explain to you why this isn't possible for you to do. Ask for a pen and paper and begin writing a letter out to the CEO. See how far you can go and what they will do to accomodate you. They may just throw your butt out!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:39 am

Come on V!

You need to barter the price more! Tell them to remove the seats and that you plan on using a Futon for guests. When you are not getting the price say "look, take out the steering wheel cause the way I drive when I have a panic attack no one will notice a difference."

Originally posted by VictoriousD:
Go to a dealership and pick out the newest 2007 model. Have the salesman structure the deal and keep having him go back to discount the price after many attempts refuse to pay a not a penny over $5000. Why they explain to you why this isn't possible for you to do. Ask for a pen and paper and begin writing a letter out to the CEO. See how far you can go and what they will do to accomodate you. They may just throw your butt out!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:47 pm

Get off that flimsy little guilt and worry treadmill and upgrade to the guilt and worry nuclear reactor - you get much more 'bang for your buck' that way.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:54 am

ya instead of having 300 negative thoughts a day, why not set a goal for 1500

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:23 pm

praise yourself for every little negative thing you do. " good job you caused a traffic jam" or "i'm so proud of myself...I just lost my job...YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:59 pm

funny!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:58 pm

This is such a cool thread but we need more responses to keep it alive.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:58 pm

BE LIKE ME, WAS ON MEDS.. 12 YRS... BEEN OFF MEDS 16 MONTHS, CAN'T GET BACK ON THEM, BODY REFUSESES ALL OF THEM DOCTORS DON'T KNOW WHY, THERE SICK OF ME ******* CANT EVEN GO ON DOSES SMALLER THEN STARTING DOSES, JUST SAY OH GIVE ME ANYTHING I WILL TAKE IT I LOVE LANDING IN IN HOSPITAL WITH ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS, AND ADVERSE EFFECTS, LIKE BLOWING UP, I LOVE SIDE EFFECTS AND INTRAVENOUS, JUST LOVE NEEDLES AND HOSPITALS, GIVE ME ALL THE MEDS YOU CAN W/O YOU EVER KNOWING THE SIDE EFFECTS CUZ YOU NEVER HAD TO TAKE THEM...........GIVE THEM ALL TO ME.... I'M YOUR GINNE PIG...........I LOVE HOSPITALS..........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:53 pm

Hey Guys! I'm back! I was away on a well needed and deserved vacation. Your posts since I've been gone are hilarious.

1. Look up all the sex offenders in your neighborhood and obsess about how they are out to get you, drive by their house every hour on the hour to keep track of their whereabouts.

2.Once the salesperson at the dealership agrees to sell you that 07 for $5000 tell them you have to go to the bank do so and withdraw the $5000 in 1s!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:04 pm

thats great. why not withdraw that $5000 in pennies?

hey i think we should have some sorta poll but i'm not sure what on. any ideas?

Mike