DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:31 pm

Set up a nice romantic dinner on valentines day and tell your spouse you are having an affair and after they rant and yell and hit you. Say just kidding. I always felt like saying that!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:33 pm

Sit around the living room with your husbands friends while they are watching Monday Night football and start talking to who ever will listen aboutyour anxiety your IBs and how you just noticed this odd looking mole on your thigh and go on and on and on and see how long you can go before they pick you up from the room and toss you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:12 pm

Go to a large city like NYC. Hale a taxi during rush hour and say 5th and Broadway please. When he arrives, say...Excuse me...I said 25th and Broadway. When you get to 23rd say how much longer until we get until we get to 55th and Broadway. When he says are you crazy, say look...I will never make it to the dislexia clinic if you do not get us to 155th and Broadway in five minutes!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:09 am

lol great post

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:46 am

That's Hilarious Steven Keep up the good work.

I just woke up a while ago so my mind is like...ugh....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:06 am

My favorite practical joke occured when I was in college. I worked at a snobby department store. My supervisor's name was Miss Wong. I would love to have paged to different departments. My favorite was Miss Wong to China, please...I can still see her face as she came down the escalator; bright red and mad. She would chase me around mens sportsware and hit me with papers.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:35 am

Go into a bank with ski mask on. Then scream...everyone hit the floor. When they do, start laughing and say "Simon didn't say"...Then say, "Simon says...give me all your money!" After 5-10 years come back to the board and share your experience.

Steven you are a hoot!

And a little personal question - Mike will you be my safe person til death do us part? I'll e-mail you an onion ring.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:22 pm

I accept yay are we suppose to have a safe person ceremony now?

get a urine sample cup, fill it with apple juice, put it in the microwave so its steaming and drink it while your hanging out with your friends and offer them some.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:13 am

I just want to reitterate what Victorious stated at the beginning of this thread. My posts are humor based on my own personal experiences and some are just plain exagerated. I do not peruse these boards looking for someone to make fun of.

Thanks

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:33 am

i use them sometimes to make fun of myself lol. I think along the same lines as some of these posts and it helps me create humor out of my anxieties.

Mike