You Know You Have Panic Disorder When...

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:56 pm

you're terrified of hospitals, afraid you have some terminal disease. You beat yourself up daily, because you have always had beautiful teeth, now you are terrified to go to the dentist, to have one filled, little alone be put to sleep, to have one extracted.

Sandina
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Post by Sandina » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:06 am

You know you have panic disorder when you take Flinstone's vitamins because you're convinced the adult multivitamins will have "too much" in them and you will get so revved up it will induce a panic attack!

Sandina
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Post by Sandina » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:24 am

OMGOSH this hit close to home!

-Immediately upon waking you check to make sure every part of your body feels normal. If your toe hurts you panic for the rest of the day and call in sick.

[I don't call in sick; I monitor any symptoms all day to determine if I need to go to the ER or if I can wait until I see a doctor!]

-You suffer through horrible headaches because you're sure that if you take a painkiller it will kill you.

[A few weeks ago I had a headache so bad I couldn't even lie down, but I waited until 6am to take ONE ADVIL because I didn't want to overdo it on Ibuprophen]

-You constantly check your pulse to make sure you are still alive and are not dying from a heart attack.

[For Christmas I wish I had the nerve to ask someone to buy me a blood pressure machine]

-You carry the portable phone from room to room with, including the bathroom, so when you pass out or get violently ill you can call for help.

[I take my cell phone with me to the bathroom in case I need to call someone for help. At work I leave the stall door open in case someone has to come and rescue me.]

-You know you have panic disorder when you have to sit in the emergency room parking lot to take new meds, Just in case.

[I don't do this but I do have a constant map of all hospitals running in my head so I will know which one I'm in the closest vicinity to. This is also why I'm freaked out about our vacation... I won't be familiar with where all the hospitals are!]

-You know you have panic disorder when you have 9 out of the 10 possible reactions to the med. you have to take.

[I can't read side affects on medications. I have to give them to my husband to read so he can let me know if I have them or not; otherwise I'll convince myself that I have every one!]

AnnetteW
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Post by AnnetteW » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:41 am

:D<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">this one is great....hummmm gives me an idea! Wouldn't want toooo much B12</span>
Annette

chatterbox
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Post by chatterbox » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:08 am

-You leave a cart full of groceries because the check out line is too long.
I feel so bad for the people who work at my local Walmart! LOL I have done this so many times!!! LOL
TO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED OR DEPRESSED :)

chrit
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Post by chrit » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:44 pm

LOL, that is too funny! Hey my mom used to do it when we were little if we were misbehaving so it is not just for people with anxiety! LOL

KrissyU84<3
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Post by KrissyU84<3 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:12 am

omg.i hate check out lines.they r the worse.i hate when ppl r behind me breathing down my neck.it is so uncomfortable.that quote is so true. :)
first love yourself and the rest will follow

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Post by Christ_Bearer » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:47 am

You know you have a panic disorder when, after reading these jokes, you are afraid you are going to pick up the ridiculous obsessions mentioned. :D

AnnetteW
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Post by AnnetteW » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:05 pm

Here is one for you:

Extreme Stress

Your bladder seems to be shrinking right when you need a larger capacity because you don't have time to go to the bathroom.

The bags under your eyes are almost getting large enough to carry your groceries.

You can't find your car keys because they're in the ignition.

You can't remember the names of family members although they certainly look familiar.

You lose consciousness upon starting your car and "come to" at your destination with no idea how you got there.

Your blood pressure causes the machine at the drug store to break.

You want to eat dinner but can't remember if you've already eaten and whether you enjoyed it if you have.

You want your 3 minute egg in two minutes.

You find yourself frantically searching a room for something but you have no idea what it is.

You stop to smell the roses and for one panicky moment, you're not sure why you're standing in front of a rose bush.

You leave on vacation and forget one of your children.

You feel compelled to wear a swim suit under your clothes because you can't get rid of the sensation you're treading water.

Your adrenaline starts to pump because your computer boots up too slowly.

You hear a grinding noise in the bedroom at night and realize it's you grinding your teeth.

You feel unfairly picked on because you have to wait for something/anything.

Instead of raising the garage door, you just back on through.

You prepare for the freeway by checking your weapons.

You board a plane for one city and feel put out that they took you to another just because you boarded the wrong plane.

You feel irritated when a real person answers the phone and you have to talk to them instead of their machine.

If you have 5 or more of these symptoms you are suffering from extreme stress. You must find a prescription for laughter. You are "dying" for a happier life.
Annette

AmyArizona
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Post by AmyArizona » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:21 am

When you obessively read food labels so the ingredients won't kill you while chain smoking 'all natural' ciggerettes :)

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