DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:36 pm

This is the first time I'm on this one and I am peeing my pants! I have actually done most of these and the one's I haven't - I'm gonna go do just for fun! Thanks to you all for making me laugh! Steve - you are definitely sick! Love it!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:57 am

thats awesome that something so fun can help so many people.

buy fish from the seafood department from a grocery store. Eat half of it and then return it saying you want your money back. If they don't listen to you then yell and scream and you know they'll listen to that because the universe revolves around you. you are like their king/queen and they shall bow to you and accept your demands without questioning. They will appologize for their ignorance and do anything you say.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:16 am

Also if your a manager or owner of a restaurant and you just hired someone. Make sure you explain everything in that job no matter how many years they've worked in it and ask them to repeat everything you do right after just so you know they are getting it. Make sure you show them the procedure of washing your hands, and how to walk and make sure they are able to perform all the tasks the exact same way as you because you are perfect and if they aren't doing it your way then they aren't perfect and they aren't good enough for your company.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:02 am

You guys are a mess!

Email Lucinda Bassett and try to have her re-arrange things within the program work book that work best for you. Like Chocolate is acceptable several times a week, etc...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:23 pm

lol good one victoriousD

Singing helps people with their anxiety. So whenever you feel anxious burst into a song and dance no matter where you are and sing about whats causing you anxiety.

dododo my b b b bills... i can't pay my b b b bills and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy should this be sooooooooooomething that iiiiiiiiiiii should doooooooooooooooooo?

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:30 pm

Imagine busting out in song on public transportation or even worse the library or your doctors office...I could go on.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:27 pm

I like that one. Go on a tyrade telling people that they have dangling modifiers and incomplete sentences.

Originally posted by NinjaFrodo:
When chatting with friends make sure you correct every little mistake they made in their grammar, spelling and emphasis because everybody and everything should be perfect and you know they will praise you for it.

Mike

newrunner · Post by **newrunner** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:53 pm

Blind Dates Scenarios:
1). Tell you date when they arrive that you made made reservations for fine dining. Look at/him her and ask if they mind walking to the restaurant. See how many miles it takes before you get a "how far away is this place" response.

2). Get on one knee at the restuarant and ask your blind date if he/she will be your safe pereson, "to death do us part."

Kath · Post by **Kath** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:08 am

While eating dinner with your blind date...send your main course back 5 times for fear of salmonella poisoning or e.coli insist that they bring a steaming glass of hot water for you to dip your utensils in and ask a multitude of questions as to where they get their food from...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:48 am

Then turn your head a place two alka-seltzer tablets in your mouth. You will start foaming at the mouth profusely.