Originally posted by David**:
Steven, just wanted you to know, I've ran the various sections here on the forums and this one thread has received more views (7,312 so far) in it than any other one in history (that I've found yet..still one more section to go through) for the forums.
I tip my hat to you!
David
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David...THAT IS A CLASSIC!!! Oh I don't take credit for this thread...it is all the brillant minds (ok crazy minds) behind it!
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Pooh, I thought you were saying "THROW ME A LIFESAVER." Sorry for pelting you with candy!
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Originally posted by poohbear the second:
K guys so last time you saw me I was sinking in stevens ship and he didnt even save me. I had to get my little weenie dog lily and float clear across the ocean and she kept sinking cuz shes so short LOL and steven didnt even throw me alife preserver :p. But me and my little girl LILY made it home safe.
Poor carolyn I wont sink ya K.
Im thinkin the sink tank belongs with david or steven in it. Let the men do that job. It looks like ive missed alot of pages so ill catch up late K. what number of picnic are we on?lol
Steven Farris
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Spa Time & Date Preferred:______________
Type of Drinks:__________________
With or Without Company:______________
Bust Size:_______________
Lights or No Lights:__________________
*Special Orders Extra
Dinner Menu Preferred:_____________
**Vintage Wine Preferred:____________
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No Tammy it's a trick. Stay away from David's spa, come to ours, it is so much safer! Besides we serve the entire line of long neck quality house liquers.
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I may make typos but at least I don't have David as a personal cabana boy 
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Whoa - leave for a week and the picnic gets steamy!
Rene' - I'll gladly join you and the girls at the place down the street from you. It looks heavenly!! But it also looks like you've been hanging out in a wild west section of Second Life lately.... Your cabana boy in overalls just isn't doing it for me.
David - LOVE the missle balloons. That would be a gas!! If I dunk Carolyn in the ice water dunk tank, can I trade the Xanax for chocolate?!
Rene' - I'll gladly join you and the girls at the place down the street from you. It looks heavenly!! But it also looks like you've been hanging out in a wild west section of Second Life lately.... Your cabana boy in overalls just isn't doing it for me.
David - LOVE the missle balloons. That would be a gas!! If I dunk Carolyn in the ice water dunk tank, can I trade the Xanax for chocolate?!
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1. If the online pictures of the house you're renting shows a nice, portable CD player that would be perfect for listening to your relaxation tapes at night, don't trust that the CD player will actually be WORKING!
2. When you go down the alpine slide with your 16 year old son on the slide next to yours, don't race, and don't take your eyes off the track unless you want to be flung from your sled and receive first to second degree burns on your knee, elbow, hands, face, and even your blasted ear!!!!
3. And finally, when you make your reservation for your vacation home, make sure you know the dates of your reservation unless you want to come back one afternoon from a nice day of hiking and shopping to find all your belongings packed (BY STRANGERS!!
EVEN YOUR DIRTY UNDIES! ) and laying on the deck because you were supposed to have been out at 11:00 on WEDNESDAY not THURSDAY and the new renters are waiting to get in and it's raining and then you have to go find an overpriced hotel room and haul all your stuff in to see what, if anything, might not have been packed for you.
Ahh, it's good to be back with my StressCenter.com picnic buddies.
1. If the online pictures of the house you're renting shows a nice, portable CD player that would be perfect for listening to your relaxation tapes at night, don't trust that the CD player will actually be WORKING!
2. When you go down the alpine slide with your 16 year old son on the slide next to yours, don't race, and don't take your eyes off the track unless you want to be flung from your sled and receive first to second degree burns on your knee, elbow, hands, face, and even your blasted ear!!!!
3. And finally, when you make your reservation for your vacation home, make sure you know the dates of your reservation unless you want to come back one afternoon from a nice day of hiking and shopping to find all your belongings packed (BY STRANGERS!!
EVEN YOUR DIRTY UNDIES! ) and laying on the deck because you were supposed to have been out at 11:00 on WEDNESDAY not THURSDAY and the new renters are waiting to get in and it's raining and then you have to go find an overpriced hotel room and haul all your stuff in to see what, if anything, might not have been packed for you.Ahh, it's good to be back with my StressCenter.com picnic buddies.