Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC

David** · Post by David** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:37 pm

Hey, almost forgot about what we should do if bad weather comes along...then I remembered Nelly has it taken care of...we just use her tornado shelter.....

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:11 pm

crayzicat lets hide the chocolate and our credit cards in the school bus. When David tries to break in we can have him arrested and put him in the cell with the marshmallow man.....tee hee

TL7 · Post by **TL7** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:44 am

Originally posted by crayzikat:
Caught brown-handed, the real chocolate thief gets life for trying to steal the world's chocolate supply in an attempt to abolish smores forever.

Asked why he did it, the puffy, white villan mumbled repeatedly "chubby bunny" and something that sounded like tammy or wammy...

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I have no idea what you are talking about

David** · Post by David** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:50 am

Yawn...sorry long week of putting this thing together, think I'll go sleep in that bus for a few hours. At least it would be dark and quiet!

StevenFarrisOhio · Post by **StevenFarrisOhio** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:50 am

Great one Tammy!

StevenFarrisOhio · Post by **StevenFarrisOhio** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:49 am

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crayzikat · Post by **crayzikat** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:40 am

Psst..Rene'...

I snuck in to the bus. David was sleeping (and MAN does he SNORE!). He had the credit cards tucked under his arm with his teddy bear and I slipped them out of his grasp (even in his sleep, he had a bear hold on that poor teddy!)

I alerted StressCenter.com police force to his presence and told them about all the spending sprees....it's just a matter of time before he and the marshmallow man become reeeall close.

Mello Nello · Post by **Mello Nello** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:36 pm

David,
You werent supposed to tell anyone about my "STILL"!!! it was a secret!!! Now, i have to drag all the booze out of the , cough cough,, tornado shelter!!!!
This is gonna cost ya david, you better catch that PLANE steven put a picture of up there!!
Your makin enemies fast, hahaha, stealing credit cards, chocalate, and now disclosing where i make my booze!!!
Your in REALLY DEEP DO DO, David!!!! hahahha,
Everyone continue on with your picinicing!!! Nelly will take care of David,, I know a guy,,
Quido is his name!!!! ROFL,,, to take care of david!! Nelly:)

Mello Nello · Post by **Mello Nello** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:04 pm

Darn,
I woke up and all the people are gone!!!! Everybody get BACK!!! The Picnic isnt over yet!!
We have gotten to get on our "soap boxes" yet!!!
And We havent give out the certificates yet either, for who came the furthest, who has the most children, who is the Oldest, Who made the best campsite, who was the funniest, who ATE the MOST CHOCALATE!!!! (0f course we know who gets that one, right???? lol
So, just turn your behinds around and GET BACK HERE!!!!!! Nelly:) lol

David** · Post by David** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:05 pm

Ut oh...hmmmmm...what's this...credit cards are missing and Teddy has been moved....why do I hear sirens? Must be a dream......WAIT this is no dream!! To many cop cars coming in that back gate to be a dream...!!! Time to run!!!

Grabs coat, hat, (why I have no idea it's only 95 in the shade but I may need it if I can get past those cop cars) sack of money stashed under the frig, and thru the escape hatch I go.

Hmmmm...see cops are being led by none other than Crazikat, Nelly & Pooh? Aww Pooh why did ya turn me in...those 2 are the really guilty ones that got Rene' sent away.

Well doesn't matter anymore but they ain't gonna get me that easy..time for a run...now I know how the Fugitive felt. Only thing left to do now is....

Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home
I raised a lot of cane back in my younger days
While Mama used to pray my crops would fail
I'm a hunted fugitive with just two ways:
Outrun the law or spend my life in jail

I'd like to settle down but they won't let me
A fugitive must be a rolling stone
Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home

I'm lonely but I can't afford the luxury
Of having one I love to come along
She'd only slow me down and they'd catch up with me
For he who travels fastest goes alone

I'd like to settle down but they won't let me
A fugitive must be a rolling stone
Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home

I'm on the run, the highway is my home

....siberia maybe?