DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:51 pm

Hey Friends!

What do you think of a Forum on here as an on-line dating service?
Here would be mine:

Psychiatrically unstable male in search of emotionally unbalanced partner whon enjoys the better antidepressants that life has to offer. I am looking for a soulmate who enjoys agoraphobic weekends at my place. I enjoy lengthy discussions of obsessive-compulsive behaviors and surfing Web MD for potential symptoms of diseases that we both may share. I enjoy candlelight frozen dinners, after dinner Prozac, and philosophical what/if discussions before Xanax sedation takes over. In my spare time I enjoy, repeateded hand-washing, santizing, long walks around the perimeter of my house, and controlling my terets.
Email me if interested.

Anxious in Akron

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:29 pm

lol....This is kinda like one of those madtv lowered expectations skit

I enjoy long walks from one end of the room to the other. Watching movies at home...as long as they don't contain violence, loud noises, dogs (can bite you), birds (can poke your eyes out), sun (can give you skin cancer), people (because they remind me that i'm alone) and houses (because they are boxy and i'm clostrophobic).

I have multiple personalities so i am very entertaining and my favorate drink is drug cocktail.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:27 pm

Ohh Good one...I forgot about "Lowered Expectations." Those were hilarious!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:39 am

Wanted: A man that loves to argue over what we are having for dinner each night, someone that will listen to me yell at them for no apparent reason, someone who would rather sit home in their pajama's all weekend and watch Unsolved Mysteries with me. Someone that doesn't like to work more than 10 hours a week, but makes enough to pay the cleaning lady since neither of us feel like doing it. And most importantly, I am looking for a man that will listen to me cry for an hour and then tell me I'm fat, ugly, and my life is worthless.

If YOU are that man, please meet me outside the physic ward in 10 minutes.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:48 am

Oh yea!!! Just what I've been lookin' for....

Trouble is they won't let me out.....sooooo...
Can you meet me on the fourth floor?? I'll be the one wearing the white suit with the long sleeves, hair lookin' like I smelled a wolf..small amount of drool on cheek.....love to argue over HAVING to eat and I never yell back, just take it in and compose self destructive thoughts.....am willing to listen to crying fits and MUST demean others to stay in denial about my own issues..........money is an issue as I refuse to get out of bed for work.....could you be my SUGAR MOMMA....I miss my mommy..........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:41 am

LMAO!! I'll tell you right now, I don't deal with poop stained whitey tighties!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:54 am

Well I can see straight away you don't like men in white suits......and as far as any stains....well DEPENDS.......

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:05 am

LOL Epa, you're funny!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:16 am

I do what I can.....

SeaRunner · Post by **SeaRunner** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:16 pm

While focusing on being independant... never go to the hair dresser...cut your own hair, because you are a perfectionist and only you can do it the way you want to.

ha actually I did this and now i'm screwed. I don't even have enough hair to fix this problem.... Now peopel can play golf...on my head.

Mike