You Know You Have Panic Disorder When...

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
Tye
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Post by Tye » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:12 pm

I know this is an old post, but I can relate to almost all of these. And yes, it made me laugh. Thank you.

Nana June
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Post by Nana June » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:11 pm

Quote "You know you have anxiety when you put on half a can of Deep Woods off to mow the lawn because you don't want to catch West Nile Virus from a mosquito !!!"

You know you have anxiety when you are AFRAID to put on Deep Woods Off because it might kill you.

I figure West Nile has been around for centuries, but Deep Woods Off probably is full of chemicals that will give you Altzheimers or worse! (I quit using regular deodorant two years ago!). I buy all organic, and I have three day headaches because I'm afraid of pain meds including over-the-counter ones!

However, I'm on Session 3, and I actually went to a friend's house yesterday that was a 1-1/2 hour drive from my house. I even stayed until after dark and drove home at 9:30 pm! I AM ON MY WAY!

angel kisses :)
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Post by angel kisses :) » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:24 pm

You know you have panic disorder when any little twitch or ache makes you think your having a heart attack,so you stick out your tongue to see if it go's more to one side becasue you know we all heard when your having a heart attack your tongue may go more to one side.Which i have done more then a millon times,and yes i have had some bad headaches also for days and wouldnt take anything for it becasue when i did take something for it i would have a panic attack thinking about what the advil or so on , will do to me. :eek:

TaniaJPS
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Post by TaniaJPS » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:05 pm

You know you have panic disorder when:

trying to face your fears, you join the church choir and sing with them at the Christmas Concert. You realize later, in the videotape of the concert, that you are the only person swaying back and forth the entire 40 minutes.

Any swayers out there? I am a back of the neck-grabbing, swaying, pulse and blood pressure monitoring wacko!

Unicorn1524
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Post by Unicorn1524 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:31 pm

I am a swayer as well, although I've attributed it to my supinated feet instead of anxiety. It's probably both.

Glad I'm not alone. :)
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SCDon
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Post by SCDon » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:08 am

Does anyone ever look for their cell phone while you are holding it in your hand?

Ever wonder where your reading glasses are and then realize they are up on top of your head?

Ever wonder what you just said?

TaniaJPS
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Post by TaniaJPS » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:43 am

Originally posted by SCDon:
Does anyone ever look for their cell phone while you are holding it in your hand?

Ever wonder where your reading glasses are and then realize they are up on top of your head?

Ever wonder what you just said?
Snort Out Loud = SOL! Um. Yes.

<span class="ev_code_RED">You know you have panic disorder:

When you don't exercise for fear of raising your pulse.</span>

(because we all know how dangerous it is to have a raging pulse, right?) (<-- note sarcasm, in case you don't know, I'm sarcastic. That's my disclaimer).

bevhembree
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Post by bevhembree » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:56 pm

EXACTLY why I don't exercise! hehehe
"Here and happy because of my three little angels- Marie, Chad and Cady."

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Post by bevhembree » Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:42 pm

Ever wonder why you walked in a room and stand there wide eyed trying to remember?
"Here and happy because of my three little angels- Marie, Chad and Cady."

Gina Marie
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Post by Gina Marie » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:42 am

HAHAHA... I can relate to a lot of this. For a time I wouldn't even take something for a headache!
Here's another
You know you have anxiety when you get a headache and think you going to die of an brain hemorrhage because your grandmother did!

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