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by Mello Nello » Fri May 25, 2007 5:38 am
This is going to happen at the picnic, i JUST KNOW IT!!! lol
>BBQ RULES
>
>We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
>to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
>activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably
>because there is an element of danger involved.
>
>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
>into motion:
>
>Routine...
>
>(1) The woman buys the food.
>(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
>
>(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>with the necessary cooking u tensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
>who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>
>Here comes the important part:
>
>(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
>More routine....
>
>(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
>thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
>situation.
>
>Important again:
>
>(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>
>More routine....
>
>( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
>and brings them to the table.
>(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
>And most important of all:
>(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
>women....
I took the lens out of his glasses (maybe he'll get lost). 
No he didn't...I'm feeling obsessive...how dare he. 
It's all about ME! ME! ME!. I'm gonna need a private session with Carolyn. O' thats right....shes's Pinic Queen..she's probably on his side now. OOOO I'm so mad. I'm gonna need to have a laptop with me. Gonna need to post for advice for my anger issues. 
