One-Liners

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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JohnMAC
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Post by JohnMAC » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:05 am

To start out...

If it wasn't for me, I'd be OK

We're all here because we're not all there.....
If it wasn't for me, I'd be OK.

jugray
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Post by jugray » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:36 am

LOL! Thank you I needed to hear that today.
If it wasn't for me, I'd be sane.

Don57
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Post by Don57 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:15 pm

It's Yogi Berra time:

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ?????

On Yankee Stadium's notorious shadows in the outfield - "Hey, it gets late early out there."

On the art of hitting - "Think? How the hell can you think and hit at the same time?"

"Half the lies they tell me aren't true."

"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."

"If you don't know where you're going you'll end up someplace else."

"Ninety-nine percent of baseball is half mental."

On receiving a check made out to "Bearer" - "How could you spell my name like that?"

After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eight - "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces."

More at the link below.

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Life's battles don't always go to the stronger, the smarter, the faster hand; But sooner or later the person who wins is the one who thinks "I can." Author Unknown

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Kittywillow
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Post by Kittywillow » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:05 am

He who angers you controls you.

Family before friends, girls before guys, party before study, love after like, Websters dictionary has it right!

I'll think of more later!

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