"hey boss, i'm pretty sure today is the day that i am going to die. i know i thought that the last 5 times i called in, but i'm certain it's today and my wish is to die at home...ok i'll see you tomorrow"
Hello,
I am new to this whole program and fairly new to this whole anxiety panic thing that has taken over my life. I myself am very sarcastic and love to laugh. Thank you for this. Every single one of these are SOOOO true, and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you again.