Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC

~*schnauzermom*~ · Post by **~*schnauzermom*~** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:51 am

THAT woman is lucky Nelly! I do it ALL! Shop, prep, clean AND cook on the BBQ. Hubby knows how to turn the BBQ on, but cook on it..... ROTFLMAO!!!! HA HA HA! NO WAY I trust his grill skills. He overcooked burgers last year, they were like sawdust

! YUCK!

TL7 · Post by **TL7** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:59 am

*peeks head out of tent looking for balloons* AHHA all the kids are swimming... *runs over and pokes holes in all the inflated balloons* HA try to blow them up now! TEEHEE Now to go make some s'mores and wear my pretty tiara *twirls*

chellebelle · Post by **chellebelle** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:11 am

this was soo fun to read, dont know if anyone has mentioned this but, make sure the pinic is in an area where cell phone reception is good, I will have to call and check on my kids often. You never know when they could have fallen into the fountain in grandma's back yard just when she was in the bathroom, better make sure she remembers to lock the front door and checks it. Please dont serve them any hot dogs or grapes while im away at the picnic unless you know the heimlec. did you check the front door? oh no their not answering, I better leave...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:19 am

gosh i was so hoping someone would remember the cell phones!! mine takes pictures so ill need to download them every night onto my computer which will probably be smoking by the time i get home cuz there will sooooo many pictures to take. well i guess i cant take too many from my corner so im gonna need a safe person here K guys to pull me out of the corner so i can take Pics. Poohbear

David** · Post by David** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:30 am

..sneaks in..long enough to install one super duty ACME cell tower system on top of the RV with a backup unit next to Pooh's sleeping bag...second thought..better move that secondary unit over by the tree...RF radiation might make her glow tonight...sneaks back to RV, dawns cutoff's and heads to the creek for a nice relaxing swim.

TL7 · Post by **TL7** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:43 am

watch out for leaches

cindylou · Post by **cindylou** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:15 am

Mmmmmmmmmmm, that was even the good kind. Shhhhh. he'll hear us!
Who me? No way, that's bear doodoo on my napkin(throws it into the fire)and there was a bug on it.
Nelly- love those BBQ rules. Hmm why do they sound so familiar to me? Must have read it somewhere, oops nope, lived it sometime.

Thank goodness someone put up a cell tower. Never know when we might need an emergency supply of chocolate, ohhh, I mean WATER for the campfire.

crayzikat · Post by **crayzikat** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:20 am

Sniff..sniff....what is that? smells like fried apples dipped in chocolate!...creeps out of tent and heads to the magic chocolate UHaul dispensery...ewww! there's rotten fried apples all over and....hmmmmm....what's that electric hum??

slinks back off to tent...pulls out 007 hidden electric wire defusing device .. back to UHaul...HEY Cindylou .. what are YOU doing here? and what's that in your hand? looks like some kind of 007 hidden electric wire defusing device!?!

cat fight ensues....crayzikat (being the crazier of the two cats) wins the battle and sets about defusing the hidden obstacle to the chocolate UHaul dispensery....slips off into the night with arms full of contraband chocolate and a signed photo of hunky picnic king (who's that CHICK next to him in the picture? :p ...

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:15 pm

Has anyone seen my husband? I called American Express and apparently he has snuck into town and bought almost $20,000 worth of stuff. What the hell did he need with a cell tower, 800 puunds of chocolate, electrified wire, a refrigerated U-Haul and an apple? Pass me the Xanax brownies, this is going to be one big fight when I catch him.

Ooooooh David, nice legs but didn't anyone tell you that you are supposed to wear undies or a cup when you swim in your cutoffs? What did Seinfield call that....oh yeah, shrinkage.

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:33 pm