DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:22 pm

and when your online looking up your syptoms, remember you have all the dieases, so run to to doctor and have all the blood tests they offer..........We have it all and wont be happy till we have a test done.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:33 pm

When you get up in the morning, eat several bars of extra dark/rich chocolate, drink a 12 oz shake of red bull, coke, and several cups of black coffee mixed together. Follow that with up w/ a "no doze" pill and you're set for the day.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:34 pm

When you go for your hundreth cardio test, ask if it's "buy one get one free" day.

Then come home, get in your jammies and hold your own pity party - with lots of sad movies, songs, and junk food.....stay in bed...ask husband/wife/kids to retrieve food/drinks, and only get up to use the bathroom, or stare in the mirror and watch yourself cry. actually that one kinda works.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:49 pm

TODAY IS JUST A GREAT DAY I'M FEELING SO GOOD, TOMORROW IS IS GONNA SUCK.;

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:42 am

Art_Gal that pity party one was hilarious

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:53 am

Invite all of your less understanding friends and family over and spend the evening listening to all the reasons why this in "your fault" and how you can just "snap out of it". Make sure they stay very late, then you can spend the rest of the night thinking about what they said....OH, and don't forget to feel guilty, too!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:58 am

Originally posted by Art_Gal:
When you go for your hundreth cardio test, ask if it's "buy one get one free" day.

Then come home, get in your jammies and hold your own pity party - with lots of sad movies, songs, and junk food.....stay in bed...ask husband/wife/kids to retrieve food/drinks, and only get up to use the bathroom, or stare in the mirror and watch yourself cry. actually that one kinda works.

And while you are staring in the mirror watching yourself cry....be sure to notice the really dark circles around your eyes and how pale your skin looks and how you look really sick and make sure you tell yourself it could not be from lack of sleep....no way!!!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:05 am

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">You Guys are HILARIOUS! I am laughing my butt off. Listen Cindy I love the open the window and yell at the neighbors what did they think mowing the lawn at 2pm in the afternoon. LOL

And drinking expresso and saying Mind Bring it ON LOLOL

NINJA FRODO Stop Drop and Roll Hilarious
picture the peoples faces around you if you were to do that hahaha.

TL7 - Are you telling me my spouse CAN'T read my mind after all these years??

TDJ7000 Looking up symptoms in the medical book is NOT funny

I DO THAT!

and Art_Gal with your kind of breakfast who needs anxiety?</span>

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:09 am

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Whenever your security feels threaten don't hesistate to pull the ANXIETY CARD. You worked hard to be where you are you should have some type of seniority!

Eat a dozen donuts then complain to everyone around you how fat and ugly you feel and ask them a million times if they think you are "Fine Looking"? (Remember no matter what they say it will never be good enough)

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:44 am

Walk in to the emergency room with a pounding heart and shortness of breath. KNOW that you are dying and be nasty and hateful to everyone around you because they took the little old lady that the ambulance brought in after you, first.

After the doctor checks you all over and tells you it is just a panic attack, ask to see his credentials. As you are leaving, ask the nurses and the receptionists how far and in what direction is the next hospital with an Emergency room and ask them to call and tell them you are on the way.