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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:45 pm
by Guest
After reading all these at least twice and realizing that I've done most of them I'm thinking - no wonder I scared the crap out of myself all those years. I gotta really laugh at myself now especially over the planning a vacation thing and freaking everyone else out. Hmmmm Now I know why no one wanted to go on vacation with me anymore. (or ever again as one person put it)
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:47 pm
by MEDCKristie27
These are great!!!! I cant contribute because Im in my own head right now.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:42 am
by Guest
What a hoot! Laughter (and friendship) are the best medicines!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:38 am
by Dana Gann
Whenever you drop some food on the floor, scream and yell and curse and throw stuff around. Then, remind yourself what a Klutz you are and beat yourself up for not being perfect as everyone else is.
Whenever you don't get a call back from an interview, remind yourself that you are too old and they obviously called someone who told them not to hire you.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:05 pm
by Guest
Start to panic and what if think, causing yourself to start to hyperventalate. Then freak out and panic even more, wondering why you are all of a sudden dizzy!
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:40 am
by Guest
When facing limitations make sure you plan them months in advance so you can give yourself enough time to have anticipatory anxiety, get as much coffee in you for the whole week before, DO NOT EXERCISE as this might actually make you feel better, make sure you get little to no rest and sleep and focus on how you have failed before in the past. Oh and make sure you disempower yourself as much as you can just before going out and going for it!
Mike
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:09 am
by Guest
thanks for the advice, Mike! omgosh, thank God this thread is back!
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:22 pm
by Guest
This is my favorate thread to date...By the way nice picture MC Grace.
Mike
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:03 pm
by Guest
LOL...LOL....didn't realize we had this on here but now that i know, i just had to jump in on this hahaha....
when in the restroom, stand on the toilet, look over into the next stall and strike a conversation with the person whos in it then ask yourself over and over again - "whats wrong with me, why didn't she wanna talk to me...what did i do??"
at the superbowl get-together when everyone's all excited and jumping and cheering for their team, discreetly pop in your relaxation cd and calmly inform everyone to settle down and begin to visualize with you...
when watching a violent scene on tv in the safety of your own home, call 911 and report the "incident" you've just "witnessed," then check in on "youtube" a month later because your phone call will surely be added to the rest of the 911 "emergency" video clips....
break your one and only biscotti that you brought for breakfast to have with your coffee into 3 little pieces for you and 2 other coworkers then continually berate yourself for not buying a whole bag or 2 for the other 30 coworkers and continue to comfort yourself with the thought that they DO NOT LIKE YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SHARE YOUR BISCOTTI....
....aaaaaaaww, i feel so at home now.....just kidding.....will think of more later....
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:18 am
by Guest
energy
Yep this thread is like 2 years old. I liked it so much that I just had to bring it back.
The restroom one is sooooooo awesome!!!!!
LMAO Relaxation cd at the super bowl
Those were pretty good. You have alot of great creativity there.
Mike