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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:56 am
by hotrodder1
I taped his mouth, so he can't speak. :p That way no one will know he's funnier then me.
I took the lens out of his glasses (maybe he'll get lost).
No he didn't...I'm feeling obsessive...how dare he.
It's all about ME! ME! ME!. I'm gonna need a private session with Carolyn. O' thats right....shes's Pinic Queen..she's probably on his side now. OOOO I'm so mad. I'm gonna need to have a laptop with me. Gonna need to post for advice for my anger issues.
HEHE...this is so fun!!! hahahahahaha
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:06 am
by Mello Nello
Christine,
Just remember men forget about women at picnics, they are alwaysa talking sports, fishing, MEN STUFF!!!
Your right, Carolyn will be to busy bein Queen and Waving! lol
I got an idea, we will make baked pears go!!!
She can give us free sessions while we are there!!! how bout that?? Love ya Nelly:)
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:12 am
by David**
...actually there are 2 chocolate thief suspects with names like cindylou and crazikat...thought I was sleeping last night didn't ya girls?
..I dare ya to try to get the chocolate tonight....
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:13 am
by David**
remember men forget about women at picnics
Yep..it's our only break from them..peace & quiet!!
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:24 am
by lifeisbetter
ooooooh, i love chocolate....be very very quiet
zzzzzzz a pppppp !!
z a a p p !!
z a a p p !!
z a a ppppp !!
z aaaaaaa p !!
z a a p !!
zzzzzzz a a p !!
YOWZA!, why do i feel like a fried apple?
(hair all frizzed out and steam lifting from my head)
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:33 am
by cfe
quote:
remember men forget about women at picnics
Yep..it's our only break from them..peace & quiet!!
BUT YOU NEED US TO DRIVE YOU HOME....after one too many :p Ha!!
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:35 am
by Mello Nello
HAHAHAHHAHA christine,,
Well at this picnic,, the get to WALK home!!! lol
That will sober them up!!!! lol Nelly
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:38 am
by Mello Nello
This is going to happen at the picnic, i JUST KNOW IT!!! lol
>BBQ RULES
>
>We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
>to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
>activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably
>because there is an element of danger involved.
>
>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
>into motion:
>
>Routine...
>
>(1) The woman buys the food.
>(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
>
>(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>with the necessary cooking u tensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
>who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>
>Here comes the important part:
>
>(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
>More routine....
>
>(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
>thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
>situation.
>
>Important again:
>
>(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>
>More routine....
>
>( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
>and brings them to the table.
>(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
>And most important of all:
>(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
>women....
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:05 am
by Guest
LOL Nelly!!!
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:42 am
by Healing In Process
You guys are the funniest!!