Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:50 am
...hmmm...looks around...doesn't see anyone here yet...grabs the 15 boxes of balloons that were hidden under the counter in the RV...opens the door, nobody here yet..good..shhhh...ah hah...a kiddie center over there....quietly sneaks into the center and places 15 boxes of balloons on a table for the kids to play with.
...sneaks back out of the kiddie center...and goes over to the rangers station...there has to be a cd/dvd player in here...ah hah...swipes one ACME cd/dvd player from the shelf above the head rangers desk....sneaks back over to the RV and installs it in the bathroom...tight fit but who would ever look for the thing in back of the toilet....runs the power line to the main stereo/cd/dvd/tv center in the middle of the RV....looks around...still nobody here...fantastic....
Chocolate!!! I can't believe I forgot the chocolate....opens the door to the RV...looks out across the campground...nobody here yet....good....now where do I find enough chocolate for this hungry crowd....ah hah...steals Rene's credit card out of her purse...walks to the local candy store a mile away...and buys every ounce of chocolate they have in stock...hmmmm...total credit charge...$3,477.95...that'll work...signs Rene's husbands name on the credit card slip.
...quietly walks out of the candy store to the building next to it, rents one refrigerated U-Haul truck...using Rene's credit card naturally..why use mine...drives truck back to the loading dock at the candy store...loads up mucho boxes of pure milk chocolate...heads back to camp...parks truck in back of the RV and puts huge padlocks on all doors and a keep out sign on it...
...quietly sneaks back into the RV, crawls back under the covers and waits for dinner to be served..in bed of course..........think I pulled something loading all that candy....maybe a nice backrub would help from one of these nice ladies...sure...they'd rather see me in pain I'll bet....goes back to sleep..........
...sneaks back out of the kiddie center...and goes over to the rangers station...there has to be a cd/dvd player in here...ah hah...swipes one ACME cd/dvd player from the shelf above the head rangers desk....sneaks back over to the RV and installs it in the bathroom...tight fit but who would ever look for the thing in back of the toilet....runs the power line to the main stereo/cd/dvd/tv center in the middle of the RV....looks around...still nobody here...fantastic....
Chocolate!!! I can't believe I forgot the chocolate....opens the door to the RV...looks out across the campground...nobody here yet....good....now where do I find enough chocolate for this hungry crowd....ah hah...steals Rene's credit card out of her purse...walks to the local candy store a mile away...and buys every ounce of chocolate they have in stock...hmmmm...total credit charge...$3,477.95...that'll work...signs Rene's husbands name on the credit card slip.
...quietly walks out of the candy store to the building next to it, rents one refrigerated U-Haul truck...using Rene's credit card naturally..why use mine...drives truck back to the loading dock at the candy store...loads up mucho boxes of pure milk chocolate...heads back to camp...parks truck in back of the RV and puts huge padlocks on all doors and a keep out sign on it...
...quietly sneaks back into the RV, crawls back under the covers and waits for dinner to be served..in bed of course..........think I pulled something loading all that candy....maybe a nice backrub would help from one of these nice ladies...sure...they'd rather see me in pain I'll bet....goes back to sleep..........
