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put it on youtube!

when i get it put on the comp first. my classmate has the camera and stuff

Mike

Karaoke

The looooove boat.......

Nobody wants to hear me do that.

Ok, so take one of those obnoxious microphones that work through the radio of your car, go to the mall parking lot, stand next to your car and sing karaoke. Video tape it and post it to this site. Who has the guts?

You guys are good!! I laughed so hard my sides ache. I love funny people. I can't think of one funny thing to say but my hat is off to you!
Thanks for a great start to my day.
oh here's one...When you're particularly scared at night, stand in front of a big dark window naked and write down all the things that are wrong with the way you look in your reflection as your horrified breath fogs the window in front of you.

making fun of, or being greatful for our problems I'll start

I'm thankful that when i'm in class and i gatta get up infront of the class I feel that people are going to point and laugh because i'm gay and they know this...Woohoo. And then when they do that i'll instantaneous gain an extra 600 pounds and then i'll say oh ya well your all naked (when they really arent) and then i will start to dance while i sing the carebears countdown and all will be well

Mike

Have you ever thought about talking in circles to yourself in the forums?
Example:
I have this strange fear of eating banana's. I am afraid I will throw up. Last night, I had two and sure enough they tasted heavenly! My stomach started hurting and I will absolutely not take any medications. I took five Immodiumm and felt better. I am afraid I have lost too much weight. I am 6' and weigh 180. I have a swimmers build. I think a lot of people make fun of the way that I look. It really hurts to look like George Clooney. Anyone suffer from this?

Hello!!

Truly enjoyed all of your posts! I'm not as creative as you all are but I found something kinda similar that a friend sent me that is quite humourous:

1. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

2. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. :p

3. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

4. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

5. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

Originally posted by cindyv22:
When your in the middle of your worst panic attack, and you day has been pure hell, Just get in the car and drive.

I think I have to be the only person that is like this, but for me if I'm having a panic attack, driving really does calm me down.

For me the worst would be in the middle of a panic attack, go to a party with a bunch of strangers or go to a fancy restaurant. Make sure I'm not dressed appropriately and my hair is messed up.

Next time you have something common like a headache, go to WebMD and see how many diseases you could possibly have that have a headache as a symptom.

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

thats awesome

Mike