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Hi guys....this was in my e-mail and so funny and fit SO WELL here that I had to share.

Seems a girl was cooking her first Thanksgiving Turkey. She got it stuffed and in the oven and her Mom and sister sent her to the store for something else. While she was gone, they took the turkey out, removed the stuffing and put a small cornish game hen inside the turkey and then restuffed it. When it was all done, the girl went to remove the stuffing and then found the small hen inside and they said, "OH MY GOD! YOU COOKED A PREGNANT TURKEY! They said it took them two hours to convince her that turkeys laid eggs!

Now, I must be REALLY warped or just plain mean, but I can't wait to do this to someone! Or do it the next time I am fixing dinner and then tell everyone, "don't eat the turkey, it was pregnant!"

Either way, it would be darn funny!

Smiles, DEB

thats hilarious.

Mike

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">alright, that turkey carcass thing is too funny!</span>

Denice,
did you want your fries with or w/o salt?

dress up like everyday is halloween

Mike

First-timer here and pretty new (Lesson 3, day 2)... laughing belly laughs like I haven't in waaaaaaaaay too long! Have read pages 1, 2, 9, and 10. Am saving the rest cause laughter IS the best medicine! You guys rock! And I can't wait to do the pregnant turkey next year!

I'll be back!

Go to the mall, wait in line with the kids for Santa then go sit on his lap. When he asks what you want for Christmas say to sit in his lap. You'll get great exercise running away from mall security.

Oh no Carolyn, is not good enough, lets see your submission to the thread.

lol that was great. When going christmas shopping make sure u do it on the day before christmas at the last hour and make sure there isn't very much money in your wallet and purposely go to a store that doesn't have debut or an atm. If the place is too crowded just pull the fire alarm, after all it was created to accomodate you specifically in situations like this.

Mike