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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:11 am
by cindylou
As you prepare to serve your turkey today. Place you cell phone on vibrate and put it inside the turkey. Then call your cell phone and scream "Oh my Gawd, It's still alive!"
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:54 am
by Guest
lol and no i didn't find it
When nobody has called you in awhile and your feeling really alone, send out letters that say you have a terminal illness to everybody who knows you, and then when they call you say "haha i was just kidding"
Mike
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:42 am
by Guest
While in college we had a saying that always seemed to help; <span class="ev_code_GREY">WHEN IN TROUBLE OR IN DOBT, RUN IN CIRCLES SREAM AND SHOUT.</span>
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:00 am
by Guest
Put a leash on the carcass of your thanksgiving bird. Walk down the street dragging it behind you. See how many people stare at you.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:00 am
by Guest
heh better yet bring the carcass into a store that has a sign saying no live pets.
Mike
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:48 am
by Guest
Take the turkey carcass on the leash to Petsmart and ask them if they have something that will "beef up" your pet - he seems so thin.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:06 pm
by Guest
<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Even worse walk around the street and into stores with a stick for the blind with your new "guide dog" and then behind your dark sun glasses see how many people stare at you!!!</span>
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:02 am
by Guest
Those are too funny! I love you my crazy friends!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:57 am
by Carolyn Dickman
yes this is joyous fun it is
I think if we did all the things mentioned in this thread as action assignments kinda like the ones in the book then ya we really would be your crazy friends
Mike
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:48 pm
by Guest
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Well Thank God we don't do the things we talk about in here and it's so good to laugh about them especially in a moment of anxiety I think back and reminisce ....LOL </span>
When you pull up to a drive through window tell them you want a Cheeseburger w/out the cheese
A diet coke
A LARGE fries with NO salt
2 Hershey Pies
When they tell you your bill is 12.56
Say ok and pay them with 7 ones $3.00 on your debit card 2.56 in pennies that you just got from the bank.
And have them itemize what the cost of each thing is (you have to make sure you aren't getting gyped. Fast food is so expensive these days)
At the 2nd window after you get your food taste the fries and tell them you want some salt packets because there isn't any salt on the fries.
