Stress Center Peer Support

While at the dealership sit in the car and ask the salesman..."Does this color make me look fat?" Then say "I think it does! Does this car come in a plaid or something more slenderizing?"

Go to the car dealership and find the water hydrant. Then go into the showroom and start filling the trunk of the biggest car in there with the hose. When the salesman asks you what you are doing, tell him that you want to see if you can turn the trunk into a jacuzzi and ask him to get in with you so you can see how many people it will hold. Then when he comes back with the manager, tell the manager that you were just looking at the car and that you asked the salesman if the trunk was waterproof and HE put the hose in there to show you it was. When he denies it, start crying and hyperventilating because everyone is always picking on you. Make a big noisy scene about how you are actually AFRAID of water and that you only stopped to use the bathroom and the salesman grabbed you and made you look at this car. When the police arrive, "faint" into the floor. When the paramedics get there, very calmly tell them that you were just fine, but for some reason all of these other people are hysterical and making up stories and that they made you lie down.

Smiles, DEB

cute. lol

When you see someone washing the glass of a glass door. Keep waving at them until they notice you and when they notice you start to hyperventilate and keep saying out loud...Oh my god he/she actually looked at me" as if they were famous and then go ask for their autograph

Mike

As you vote today, go into the middle voting booth and pretend your at confession. Start by exagerating your confession and speaking loudly so the people on both sides can hear you.

Steve..
Hilarious. I can actually 'see' the other peoples' reactions to the confessions.

Made me think another funny voting strategy; mark the ballot, deposit it as instructed, then as you're leaving the room turn back and say loudly, oh, wait, I changed my mind!

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Debsasleep and Steven you guys are the winners for this week. Absolutely Hilarious!!! I loved your scene at the car dealership and Steven the voting thing was hilarious..... I think we should pick a topic for each week and all respond to it by putting our funny ideas into it. What do you guys say or think?</span>

sounds good. I like that idea.

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">i can't wait. i look forward to your thread and a hearty laugh.</span>

You know my voting experience was not at all like I am used to! We were lined up Jeopardy game show contestants. I wanted to scream out "Famous redheads for one hundred, Alex."

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">While you are standing in line...strike up a conversation with those around you and ask them who they are voting for. If they refuse to tell you call them out at being childish and immature. </span>