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LOL I'm going to print out copies and hand them out at work ! LOL Thanks SeaRunner !

Searunner-

Funny! Funny! Funny! You never fail to deliver and crack me up! LOL! LOL! LOL! Always happy to see the crazy guy jogging in a suit! Thanks Dude!

-All the best
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red man IS the only brand of chewing tobacco so that was dead on LOLOL

Glad I could spread some joy! Now, I'm off to jog to work...

word definitions - 7 and 15 made me laugh.

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted,adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever
having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation
while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his
conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

AND with all of that running you do, you ARE motivational ! Thanks SeaAndOffToWorkRunner !

karmaberry Hi LOL -You have me laughing for a long time. Thanks Martha

honey - you are more than welcome and then some. it is truly the way of the south LOL x forever karma