Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC

AnnetteW · Post by **AnnetteW** » Sun May 11, 2008 3:30 pm

wonderful thought, it is so very important to include laughter in our daily lives.

jillzmind · Post by **jillzmind** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:38 pm

Originally posted by StevenFarrisOhio:
It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....

1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.

2). Have the EMT readily available

3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax

4). Play name that disease

5). Have grief counselors on stand by

6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.

7). Straight jacket relay races

8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS

9). Purell cleansing booths

Help me out here...

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very funny stuff!!

SeaRunner · Post by **SeaRunner** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:23 pm

Love it! A few more things to include...

* 100-meter dash. Competitors that are found NOT to be using performance reducing drugs (e.g. sedatives) will be disqualified

* Centers for Disease Control information booth with lots of information on symptoms of rare and fatal diseases

* Daycare center available for safe people

jillzmind · Post by **jillzmind** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:06 am

LOL

I want to go to this picnic for sure haha!

StevenFarrisOhio · Post by **StevenFarrisOhio** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:50 pm

ply

I have to laugh that this is 2 1/2 years old and still going - You guys are too much

jillzmind · Post by **jillzmind** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:17 pm

Steve
I was hunting down some funnies to lift my mood and I ran across this and thought it was priceless. And as you can see it was a good idea to repost it. Funny never gets old.

Jill~
p/s if you have anymore..please post agian.

StevenFarrisOhio · Post by **StevenFarrisOhio** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:34 am

Oh the laugh we all had when we compiled this!

barbgavon · Post by **barbgavon** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:13 pm

Sure is good to see this picnic is still going after many years like Steven said. I'm wanting to come once again. What should I bring this time? How about lots of giggles????????

Charlie Brown · Post by **Charlie Brown** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:18 pm

I'd be wearing Obsession cologne.

jillzmind · Post by **jillzmind** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:58 pm

Well it's too cold for a picnic so how about some Winter Party ideas?
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire..(BUT only if we have adequate ventilation and an extinguisher and some heat proof mitts and some Benadryl for those allergic to nuts)