DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

cindylou · Post by **cindylou** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:11 am

As you prepare to serve your turkey today. Place you cell phone on vibrate and put it inside the turkey. Then call your cell phone and scream "Oh my Gawd, It's still alive!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:54 am

lol and no i didn't find it

When nobody has called you in awhile and your feeling really alone, send out letters that say you have a terminal illness to everybody who knows you, and then when they call you say "haha i was just kidding"

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:42 am

While in college we had a saying that always seemed to help; WHEN IN TROUBLE OR IN DOBT, RUN IN CIRCLES SREAM AND SHOUT.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:00 am

Put a leash on the carcass of your thanksgiving bird. Walk down the street dragging it behind you. See how many people stare at you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:00 am

heh better yet bring the carcass into a store that has a sign saying no live pets.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:48 am

Take the turkey carcass on the leash to Petsmart and ask them if they have something that will "beef up" your pet - he seems so thin.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:06 pm

Even worse walk around the street and into stores with a stick for the blind with your new "guide dog" and then behind your dark sun glasses see how many people stare at you!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:02 am

Those are too funny! I love you my crazy friends!

Carolyn Dickman · Post by **Carolyn Dickman** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:57 am

yes this is joyous fun it is

I think if we did all the things mentioned in this thread as action assignments kinda like the ones in the book then ya we really would be your crazy friends

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:48 pm

Well Thank God we don't do the things we talk about in here and it's so good to laugh about them especially in a moment of anxiety I think back and reminisce ....LOL 

When you pull up to a drive through window tell them you want a Cheeseburger w/out the cheese
A diet coke
A LARGE fries with NO salt
2 Hershey Pies

When they tell you your bill is 12.56
Say ok and pay them with 7 ones $3.00 on your debit card 2.56 in pennies that you just got from the bank.

And have them itemize what the cost of each thing is (you have to make sure you aren't getting gyped. Fast food is so expensive these days)

At the 2nd window after you get your food taste the fries and tell them you want some salt packets because there isn't any salt on the fries.