DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:18 am

Whenever you have a positive thought immediately write it down in your spiral note book and make sure you replace it with a negative.

that one was a joint effort with me a Rene. She actually told me that i tend to say a negative about myself after a positive so i thought i'd throw it in here for fun.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:48 am

funny mike and rene'

i say: overthink the topic of overthinkin'

i just did that now

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:31 am

lol. i'm overthinking right now.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:52 am

Find an old rotary dial phone. You know the kind that was black with the spiral cord. Go to a grocery store and place it in the child seat. As you go down a busy isle, dial a number and start talking like it is your cell phone.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:00 am

phew, you're back. i though everyone had been raptured to some humor heaven.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:11 am

Crazy week! I have not had much humor! I need to chill!

Originally posted by MC Grace:
phew, you're back. i though everyone had been raptured to some humor heaven.

Gman5256 · Post by **Gman5256** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:33 am

my humor is drying up right now as i just got another 2 assignments.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:22 pm

i imagine you would be tired if you were shopping and talk on a rotary phone. take it easy, there, steve.

mike, with all those assignments--this is the best time for humor.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:45 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head is going to pop off my head and then someone is going to think its a meat ball cuz of my brown hair and they'll start singing "i lost my poor meat ball..." or it'll end up as a soccer ball or it'll just tumble through the wind while i'm saying "weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

so much work. They say singing calms even the savage beast well how bout i sing my problems away.

...I got some work..ch ch ch ch..ch ch ch ch... some work..ch ch ch ch...ch ch ch ch

Mike

Carolyn Dickman · Post by **Carolyn Dickman** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:20 am

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Go to your local pharmacist and give them the following prescriptions to fill: Xanax, Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Lunesta, Effexor, and Pepto Bismal. And see how long before they call the cops on you or the crazy hospital. Make sure you ask questions about the medicines as to what side effects to expect....</span>