DENICE'S PROGRAM FOR CAUSING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:06 am

LoL Mike! Or better yet, take a small tape recorder with you to your doctor's appointment. Ask him to speak slowly and clearly and put the recorder up to his face every time he starts to talk. Then when you get home, go to Webmd and cross reference EVERYTHING he told you. Take notes and then go back the next day and ask to see him again so you can have him explain the differences!

Smiles, DEB

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:15 am

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:22 pm

Go into a paint store and ask them which shade of Xanax would work best in your bedroom!

Or better yet, paint the bedroom bright red and add one of those new air fresheners with the changing colors on the ceiling. That way you won't sleep and will have plenty of time to surf Google and WebMD.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:25 pm

The next time you have a flat...Pull over and wait for someone to help you. Say that the spare is in the trunk to the right of the body.

Just don't do that in Las Vegas Steven, they might believe you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:40 pm

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">LOL it's pretty sad that sometimes I do know more than my doctor about certain things...LOL you guys trip me out.</span>

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:17 pm

if you only have a few hours of free time before work you should jam pack it full of stuff that causes you anxiety and make sure you complete it all even if your late to leave and get to work really late.

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:45 pm

Go to work and forget to put pants on

Mike

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:34 pm

Call in and make an appointment with your eye doctor. Go in and say you think you are going blind. When he asks you to read the chart make up letters that are not on any of the lines.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:12 pm

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">LOL Steve, that's more likely to give your EYE Doc anxiety!!!

The night before a big exam or work project go to bed at 5am and wake up at 7am then have 2 cups of coffee a large bowl of sugary cereal and 2 snickers bars...you should be good to go!</span>

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:00 pm

When chatting with friends make sure you correct every little mistake they made in their grammar, spelling and emphasis because everybody and everything should be perfect and you know they will praise you for it.

Mike