What PMS stands for

bevhembree · Post by **bevhembree** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:05 am

For women who understand and men who need to be warned:

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Poor Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Stink
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ..

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:49 am

Hi Bev:
Very apt.

Gave me a smile even tho' I'm way past all that.
LOL (some advantages of of getting elderly!

Good to hear from you.

MJ

jillzmind · Post by **jillzmind** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:52 pm

These are funny! I needed this earlier in triplicate for hubby...hahaha

energy · Post by **energy** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:26 pm

LOL...oh my gosh, we women can totally relate to this LOL!!! Thanks Bev!!!

Roseod · Post by **Roseod** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:09 am

LOL!! Funny but true! Thanks for humor it helps let out the frustrations.

deedee00 · Post by **deedee00** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:19 pm

Bev. That was so funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

Shifrah · Post by **Shifrah** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:21 am

ROFL. Those are great!

Also for me,

Prepare More Smoothies
Potential Mind Switch
Please Move South
Poor Me's Sick
Pain's More Sharp
Pray More Sane

bevhembree · Post by **bevhembree** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:38 am

Those last ones were great!

Taimour · Post by **Taimour** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:17 am

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

JohnMAC · Post by **JohnMAC** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:10 am

Isn't it the same thing as UMS? (Ugly mood swing)