Stress Center Peer Support

You really are a pain. You came into my life at a tender young age to torture me while I tried to enjoy the last few years of my childhood. It’s not enough for you to make a mess for an entire week, but you must send your sidekick PMS a week early to toy with my emotions. It’s difficult enough dealing with the stress, guilt, anxiety, and depression in my life without having to deal with you rearing your grouchy head every four weeks. You insist that I dwell on every little interaction, conversation, and disagreement to the point of driving myself insane. You continuously remind me when I’ve done wrong so I don’t forget to beat myself up about it. If for one second I forget you’re here, you’re too happy to punch me in the groin to jog my memory. You ruin my favorite underwear. You ruin date night. You make me cry. You SUCK!

/rant