TWO HUNTERS
Two hunters were out hunting. Suddenly, one keeled over and lay on the ground motionless. The other checked his vital signs. Then he calls 911. When he gets the operator at 911 he says, "My friend just collapsed. I think he may be dead." The 911 operator replies, "Well, you need to be sure that he is dead." A few seconds later the operator hears a gun shot. Then the hunter replies, "Okay, what now?"
Why did the strawberry cry?
His Mother was in a jam.
