Hillbilly Moms Letter!!! Sounds Just Like Us Hillibillies...Too funny for me!!!

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:46 am

Hillbilly Moms Letter

Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.
One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

Not much more news this time.
Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.
Love, Mom

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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:19 am


jillzmind
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Post by jillzmind » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:58 am

You silly nut!!
Cute lil washing machine pic :p
haha

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Post by manofmusic » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:48 pm

LOL !!!! I did a cut and paste and sent it to everyone in my email list ! Good one !!!

Guest

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:46 pm

Hi Jill & ManofMusic,
I am glad you both enjoyed!!! Too funny for me!!! Tee Hee!!! Have a great night!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:16 pm

Imagine falling into that whiskey vat!!! ROFL!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:02 pm

Hey Everyone,
I just noticed that my "signature" beside that "commode" (washing machine) and I must say that I found it "more" than a little funny...LOLOLOLOL

Just had to "put" this one in there ;)

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Post by browneyedgirlnmo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:20 pm

that is hilarious!

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Post by martha sadler » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:44 am

:D Mrs.T Bone LOL The Hillbilly mom is sooo funny . I love things like this kind.

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Post by Gman5256 » Sun May 23, 2010 2:01 am

This is just too funny,

I had to bump this up. I am sure not everybody has seen this. I laughed till I cried. I am still laughing about those boys dieing cause they couldn't get the tail gate down. :D
All for His praise, glory and the joy it gives Him.

Hugs, In His Love >:D<

Gman9259
"He who dwells in the secret place of the most
high shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty"

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