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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:05 am
by bevhembree
For women who understand and men who need to be warned:

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Poor Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Stink
12. Pack My Stuff


and my favorite one ..


13. Potential Murder Suspect

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:49 am
by Guest
Hi Bev:
Very apt.

Gave me a smile even tho' I'm way past all that.
LOL (some advantages of of getting elderly!

Good to hear from you.

MJ

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:52 pm
by jillzmind
These are funny! I needed this earlier in triplicate for hubby...hahaha

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:26 pm
by energy
LOL...oh my gosh, we women can totally relate to this LOL!!! Thanks Bev!!!

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:09 am
by Roseod
LOL!! Funny but true! Thanks for humor it helps let out the frustrations.

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:19 pm
by deedee00
Bev. That was so funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:21 am
by Shifrah
ROFL. Those are great!

Also for me,

Prepare More Smoothies
Potential Mind Switch
Please Move South
Poor Me's Sick
Pain's More Sharp
Pray More Sane

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:38 am
by bevhembree
Those last ones were great!

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:17 am
by Taimour
Prehistoric Monster Syndrome :D

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:10 am
by JohnMAC
Isn't it the same thing as UMS? (Ugly mood swing)