Heard these again the other day... thought I'd share.
Do Rodney Dangerfield jokes ever really get old?
~ Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. "Do you think we'll ever find them?" "I don't know kid, there are so many places they can hide".
~ When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father "I'm very sorry we did everything we could... but he pulled through."
~ My wife's cooking is so bad, the fly's in the neighborhood chipped in to have the screen door fixed.
~ I went to see my doctor... "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up, what's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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