StressCenter.com Winter Festival and Party

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:13 pm

Here's a nice virtual smack for ya

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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:30 am

I see now that we will have to have some workshops on Anger Managment and Assertiveness Sessions too

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:28 pm

Shif - That picture is just plain scary! Dolls should not be brought to the Winter Party in case anyone there has a doll phobia.

Jill - Good call. I'll sign up for both workshops now. Do we bring our own hammers or are the provided in the anger management workshop, lol?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:03 pm

I think the little girl is scarier. Those taut pigtails are enough stress to the scalp to eventually develop into brian cancer.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:03 am

HOLD ON A SEC!!!!!!

We are going to need a chopir director! Who has the ability to be the director? I'd do it but I promise the only response we would get would be from the Coyotes and stray dogs as they howl back at us!!! And if we are going to make our own marshmellows we are going to have to bring the marshmellow guns! OOpps thats right we cant have guns. how about istead of marshmellows we have watermelons? that way with the hammers we could smash the watermelons and still have the same effect and splatter everyone else. Just like the marshmellow guns but not as violent and still would be a type of food fight! wait!!! who said anything about a food fight? Dagnabit! what were the marshmellows for again? they are to stick in our mouths while the new choir director has us sing, right? or for the stray dogs so they will use the guns to fight the coyotes?

Sorry I dont remember. Oh, popcorn we need popcorn! Sorry if I stepped on any toe (repeat someones ideas) to stop the toe stepping we better make sure to have steel toed boots,

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:19 pm

I nominate Jamie to be the choir director..my throat hurts..

:p
Hey the homemade marshmallows will be for the campfire treats...if we ever get that fire going?!I wonder if we used a blow dryer set on high instead , if that would work to melt the yumminess and create the gooey ooeyness ? I mean that would be safer than a real Fire. And as long as that sticky "do not remove" label is still on the blowdryer it just might work??!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:14 pm

Well, being night hike leader might not give me enough time to be choir director too, but I would like to make some musical suggestions:

1) Do You Hear What I Hear (I Hope So, Otherwise I'm Hallucinating)

2)It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (A Level 10 Spontaneous Panic Attack)

3)I'll Be Home for Christmas (Because I Never Leave)

4) Joy to the World (I Found My Xanax)

5) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (You Really Should have that Checked Out, It Might Be Fatal)

6) O Little Town of Bethlehem (O Where is the Emergency Room)

Jamie
Night Hike Leader

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:29 am

I love it Jamie!!! Thats it you'll just have to make time to be the choir director!!! Tough noogies if it will be difficult! :p

Boy i just saw it said "I love Jamie", sorry to freak you out like that! I'm sure you're a great person and all but gee whiz I dont know you well enough!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:09 pm

Jamie
I love those songs. I think my fav is number
3. I'll be home for Christmas (because I never leave)
I can just hear it now as a hit on the radio.
Natalie Cole and Stephen King in the surprise hit of the season.
:p

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:32 am

I noticed that Steve came up with a great craft idea for the Summer picnic using our old pill bottles for making a wind chime. Any suggestions for some Winter Crafts?
Maybe if we have any pills bottles left over we can use the ones in varying sizes to make a panflute for the sing along by the campfire?