NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES BY W

not · Post by **not** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:34 am

Thought this was funny and wanted to share it with everyone. Even if you are or were a Bush supporter these are truly hilarious.

QUOTES BY GEORGE BUSH

1. "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

2."If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"

3."One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared."

4."I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future"

5."The future will be better tomorrow."

6."We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

7."I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

8."We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe."

9."Public speaking is very easy."

10."A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

11."I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always
agree with them."

12."We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

13."For NASA, space is still a high priority."

14."Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

15. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

W

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:43 am

Hi Not,

Thanks so much for this. I am rolling on the floor and choking up on what I was snacking on, but it is sure worth the laughter and Joy I got from reading all these.

Yes, in deed. 5."The future will be better tomorrow."

I am laughing so hard I am crying and I am afraid I may develop IBS and it will be on your head.

Too funny

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:29 am

Just what I needed that was pretty funny!!!! Thanks I love seeing new stuff in the humor section

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:39 am

Let's not forget some of Joe Biden's contributions:
"Stand up Chuck" (Chuck was in a wheelchair).
(paraphrased) We need what Obama said we need, a 3 letter word; J_O_B_S.
Let's welcome a friend of mine, Barack America.
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts without a slight Indian accent-I'm not joking."
"What's the number of our website?"
"Hillary Clinton would have been a better pick than me."
Remember he said that FDR talked on TV in 1929?
When he called Obama "clean and articulate".

And Obama;
I've been to 57 states. 1 more to go I think.
Iran is no threat.
I remember a great article in Life magazine (that never existed).
"I don't want bigger government"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:15 am

I didn't mean to have a laugh at the expense of the U.S., but I think you're in good hands now.

Now...as for Canada...........yikes, eh !

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:50 am

"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 MILLION Americans lose their jobs." Nancy Pelosi

Wonder where she's hiding the other 200 million Americans?

hopehound · Post by **hopehound** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:52 am

Originally posted by Gman5256:

I am laughing so hard I am crying and I am afraid I may develop IBS and it will be on your head. Too funny

Hey, as long as you keep it off MY head! LOLOLOL

Barb G. · Post by **Barb G.** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:13 pm

Originally posted by Shifrah:
"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 MILLION Americans lose their jobs." Nancy Pelosi

Wonder where she's hiding the other 200 million Americans?

LOL!! And to think she's the DEM speaker of the House.. yikes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:19 pm

YUCK!!!!lol