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A poodle's trials woof, woof

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:37 pm
by Bryce_in_TX
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

"My life is a mess," he says. "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery
as a cat."

"Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie.

"I can’t," says the poodle. "I’m not allowed on the couch."