You Must Be REAAAALLY Depressed If....
You always have your funeral planned in advance.
You cross the busy road to get to "the other side".
You know the only thing worse than being dead, is being alive and depressed.
You are over-qualified for clinical trials.
Your psychiatrist/psychologist demands immediate payment.
You never have to make your bed, since you're always in it.
Most of the time you don't have much fun. The rest of the time you don't have any fun at all.
You don't worry at all about global warming.
You never have to show your teeth!
Freedom 55 means something completely different to you.
You never need to use Visine True Tears.
You cry as soon as someone says 'Hi'.
Final notices from bill collectors dont bother you.
The only thing in your life worth something is your insurance policy, but only after 2 years.
You have a note near the front door: In case of fire - 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 reaaaally depressed person.
