Sort of silly, but still funny!
In light of the consideration of human cloning, we must ask the hypothetical question:
If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would this be:
a. Murder?
b. Suicide?
c. Merely making an obscene clone fall?
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Naked Clone?
Russ
whats so great about this thread is the need for laughter. It really is good medicine. We anxious types tend to take ourselves WAYYYYY to seriously. I KNOW I do and the time I have spent crying? I am now trying to spend laughing. Its blessed me to laugh and I thank you for your contribution to my laughing. You helped in healing me. Thanks
JillY~
whats so great about this thread is the need for laughter. It really is good medicine. We anxious types tend to take ourselves WAYYYYY to seriously. I KNOW I do and the time I have spent crying? I am now trying to spend laughing. Its blessed me to laugh and I thank you for your contribution to my laughing. You helped in healing me. Thanks
JillY~
Russ -
The joke's a keeper! It was clever and neither weird or offensive. I would have replied sooner, but I haven't been posting much in the last few days.
I'll give one a try (and it has the unique ability to offend three groups of people simultaneously):
I'm a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Cheers!
Jamie
The joke's a keeper! It was clever and neither weird or offensive. I would have replied sooner, but I haven't been posting much in the last few days.
I'll give one a try (and it has the unique ability to offend three groups of people simultaneously):
I'm a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. I stay up all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Cheers!
Jamie
Jamie I am so not offended! That is an oldie but a goodie!
I never tire of hearing it. haha
Iam glad you are back I was getting worried...
Jill~
I never tire of hearing it. haha
Iam glad you are back I was getting worried...
Jill~
Cheri {8^) keep looking up ~!~ BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT
'Never allow someone to be your Priority while allowing yourself to be their Option'.
"What you are is God's gift to you, and what you do with what you are is your gift to God" Too Blessed to be Stressed!!! May Grace and Mercy be multiplied to you.
Lord Help me to Finish Strong - COLOSSIANS 1:10-12
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%207&version=AMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DasqYiQK7HQ
'Never allow someone to be your Priority while allowing yourself to be their Option'.
"What you are is God's gift to you, and what you do with what you are is your gift to God" Too Blessed to be Stressed!!! May Grace and Mercy be multiplied to you.
Lord Help me to Finish Strong - COLOSSIANS 1:10-12
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%207&version=AMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DasqYiQK7HQ
Jamie,
Thanks! I hadn't heard that one before. It's very good. Funny and clever too! A bit of a lag time though before the synapses connected! Ohhhhh... Duhhhh... will definitely share.
Great posts, on the humor forum as well as the others. By all means, keep trying... You're making a difference!
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Thanks! I hadn't heard that one before. It's very good. Funny and clever too! A bit of a lag time though before the synapses connected! Ohhhhh... Duhhhh... will definitely share.
Great posts, on the humor forum as well as the others. By all means, keep trying... You're making a difference!
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