Marriage...This is A Good One!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:39 pm

Hi TDub,
You are soooo welcome!!! I am glad you enjoyed...

Cheryl18 · Post by **Cheryl18** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:58 pm

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:27 pm

Hi Cheryl,
You are very welcome!!! Glad you found some laughter in your day!!! Have a wonderful night!!!

SoWhatif · Post by **SoWhatif** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:02 pm

A man was
> being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
> Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
> did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
> he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through
> the intersection.
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
> screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
> through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and
> makeup..
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
> and looked up into the face of a very serious police
> officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
> hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
> fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
> opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking
> desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her
> personal effects.
>
>
> He said,
> 'I'm very sorry for this
> mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
> guy in front of you, and cussing a
> blue
> streak at him.' I noticed the
> 'What
> Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
> 'Choose Life'
> license plate
> holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School
> ' bumper
> sticker, and the chrome-plated
> Christian fish
> emblem on the trunk;
> naturally...I assumed you had stolen the
> car.'
>
> Priceless
> [AMEN...]

Happy New Year.

Tic Tac · Post by **Tic Tac** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:07 pm

Those are so funny. SoWhatif, I remember that one, it is so true...I've seen cars with fish on the back of them, drive erratically. It is like people are in a different world in their cars, picking their noses and all, as if they are somehow in an invisible shield from society!

Olivia25 · Post by **Olivia25** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:15 am

Was crying my eyes out just a min. ago. thanks for the laugh! This life thing i can do with the Lord Almighty's Help. amen

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:34 am

Aaaaw Olivia, you are soooo welcome!!! I am thankful you found some laughter....God bless you Olivia!!!