Marriage...This is A Good One!!!

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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Post by Guest » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:46 pm

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years and had shared everything. They had talked about everything and kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.

'When we were to be married,' she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.' The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.

Larissa
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Post by Larissa » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:39 am

Thanks for this one! It made me laugh out loud!
The Lord has not given me the spirit of fear but of power, love and a strong mind.

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Post by deedee00 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:29 am

That was too funny!!

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Post by Guest » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:45 pm

Hi Larissa and deedee,
I am so glad you two enjoyed this one!!! Too Funny for Me...Tee Hee!!!

Chris Hulett
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Post by Chris Hulett » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:34 pm

that's so funny! I love it! Merry Christmas you guys!

Guest

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:46 pm

Hi Chris,
I am sooo glad you enjoyed!!! Have a Happy New Year!!! God Bless!!!

TDub
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Post by TDub » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:12 pm

Ms. T Bones: That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

Terri

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Post by Crave » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:16 am

The joke is funny, but the prayer is hilarious. :D

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:38 pm

Hi Crave,
I am thankful you found some laughter in this one!!! Have a great night!!! God Bless!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:39 pm

Hi TDub,
You are soooo welcome!!! I am glad you enjoyed...

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