20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
Guest

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:29 am

Too funny purpmartin!!! Have a great day!!!

rebekahleigh
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Post by rebekahleigh » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:20 pm

I needed a good laugh that was great!

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Post by jillzmind » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:25 pm

Those are fun !
Thanks for posting them
;)

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Post by manofmusic » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:35 pm

I'm running out of room on my fridge !

Guest

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:41 pm

Hey Jill, rebekahleigh and manofmusic, I am soooo sorry for not replying sooner, but, I just noticed your postings!!!

Thanks for your responses :) :) :)

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Post by NinjaFrodo » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:51 pm

that's cute...I wondering if any of those were in Denice's program for causing anxiety and depression


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Guest

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:50 pm

I don't quite understand...Who's Denise??? I took the program a long time ago and I do not remember a Denise :? :? :?

Have a great day!!!

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Post by l[z » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:32 am

If I may interupt just for a minute please and thanks,Ms.T I have left you a message on your pm. Liz

ronda stephens
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Post by ronda stephens » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:21 pm

:)Here is another piece to go with how to maintain a healthy level of insanity:


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance Cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor; that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on Layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Guest

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:55 pm

Ronda..This is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing :) :) :)

Have a great night!!! God Bless You Ronda!!!

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