20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
Hyprsnstv
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Post by Hyprsnstv » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:20 pm

I think I will try some of these things...LOL...


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity





1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......



20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It's Called Therapy...

liberal1964
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Post by liberal1964 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:11 am

Ms. T Bones,
That was great, thank you!!

Bill

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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:35 am

You are sooo welcome. I am glad you enjoyed!!!

Gman5256
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Post by Gman5256 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:31 am

Hi T-sis,

That was really funny stuff. I enjoyed it. thanks.
All for His praise, glory and the joy it gives Him.

Hugs, In His Love >:D<

Gman9259
"He who dwells in the secret place of the most
high shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty"

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:10 pm

G-man..Bub...I am just silly enough to try some of these things. Not all, but some...LOL

Nice to see you back on here!!!! Long time..No see!!! God Bless!!!

DallasStarr
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Post by DallasStarr » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:57 am

Thanks for this, it really made me smile. some of them are really good, im going to try them! lol

Guest

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:11 pm

Too funny Dallas...I would try a lot of them, myself, since, I am silly like that :D :D :D

energy
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Post by energy » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:38 pm

LMBO.....HILARIOUS!!!!!.....Loved it....thanks for sharing!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:11 pm

You are sooooo welcome energy!!! I do have to say that these things do strike me as "very funny" as well :D :D :D

purpmartin
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Post by purpmartin » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:58 am

I like #12--but alas, Beverly Sills I am not. Nor Pavarotti, either ;)
purpmartin

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