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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:30 pm
by AnnetteW
wonderful thought, it is so very important to include laughter in our daily lives.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:38 pm
by jillzmind
Originally posted by StevenFarrisOhio:
It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....
1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.
2). Have the EMT readily available
3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax
4). Play name that disease
5). Have grief counselors on stand by
6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.
7). Straight jacket relay races
8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS
9). Purell cleansing booths
Help me out here...
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very funny stuff!!
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:23 pm
by SeaRunner
Love it! A few more things to include...
* 100-meter dash. Competitors that are found NOT to be using performance reducing drugs (e.g. sedatives) will be disqualified
* Centers for Disease Control information booth with lots of information on symptoms of rare and fatal diseases
* Daycare center available for safe people
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:06 am
by jillzmind
LOL
I want to go to this picnic for sure haha!
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:50 pm
by StevenFarrisOhio
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I have to laugh that this is 2 1/2 years old and still going - You guys are too much
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:17 pm
by jillzmind
Steve
I was hunting down some funnies to lift my mood and I ran across this and thought it was priceless. And as you can see it was a good idea to repost it. Funny never gets old.
Jill~
p/s if you have anymore..please post agian.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:34 am
by StevenFarrisOhio
Oh the laugh we all had when we compiled this!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:13 pm
by barbgavon
Sure is good to see this picnic is still going after many years like Steven said. I'm wanting to come once again. What should I bring this time? How about lots of giggles????????
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:18 pm
by Charlie Brown
I'd be wearing Obsession cologne.
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:58 pm
by jillzmind
Well it's too cold for a picnic so how about some Winter Party ideas?
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire..(BUT only if we have adequate ventilation and an extinguisher and some heat proof mitts and some Benadryl for those allergic to nuts)