Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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StevenFarrisOhio
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Post by StevenFarrisOhio » Fri May 18, 2007 3:00 am

It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....

1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.

2). Have the EMT readily available

3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax

4). Play name that disease

5). Have grief counselors on stand by

6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.

7). Straight jacket relay races

8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS

9). Purell cleansing booths

Help me out here...
Steven Farris

crayzikat
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Post by crayzikat » Fri May 18, 2007 3:13 am

oh yay, this is fun!

10) A bank of computer terminals hooked up to the forums and chat for folks who are to nervous about talking in person.

11) A medical tent where you can have your blood pressure checked, get massage therapy, and refill you prescriptions all in one handy location.

12) A live, in-person FEAR FACTOR challenge led by Mr. Steven Farris of Ohio. ;)

Healing In Process
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Post by Healing In Process » Fri May 18, 2007 3:15 am

Hi Steve,
I love the idea! I would love to meet other people who constantly obsess that they are going nuts, or doing the constant body scan. UGH!
It is really funny though, when we put it into perspective.
We could play "Name that Medication!"
Keep on, keeping on...

luv cats
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Post by luv cats » Fri May 18, 2007 3:48 am

Name that medication is great!

How about a table filled with medical books for self-diagnois of your medical disease.

Shannan73
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Post by Shannan73 » Fri May 18, 2007 3:50 am

Toooo funny Steve! I love it!
Shannan

BePositive-Amy
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Post by BePositive-Amy » Fri May 18, 2007 5:10 am

13. Have a dictionary size of book but its Positive affirmation/quotes there.

14. Invite Monk (Movie actor from MONK show)to the picnic have him host a game called "Name that phobias"

vhetchler
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Post by vhetchler » Fri May 18, 2007 5:23 am

This ios so funny. Im Agoraphobic, so how about live telecasts for Agoraphobics, so they can attend the picnic in the comfort of their own couches!!!!!!
How about a fortune teller..... That would really bring out out obsessive scary thoughts!!!!

Guest

Post by Guest » Fri May 18, 2007 5:36 am

spell every anti-dep you ever been on. kp

DebbieW
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Post by DebbieW » Fri May 18, 2007 5:52 am

I will bring;

15. Lexapro
16. Zoloft
17. Paxil

someone eles can bring the chips LOLO

Guest

Post by Guest » Fri May 18, 2007 6:01 am

18. Set up a tent for bible studies and new recruits. Laugh here :D

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