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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:00 am
by StevenFarrisOhio
It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....
1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.
2). Have the EMT readily available
3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax
4). Play name that disease
5). Have grief counselors on stand by
6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.
7). Straight jacket relay races
8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS
9). Purell cleansing booths
Help me out here...
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:13 am
by crayzikat
oh yay, this is fun!
10) A bank of computer terminals hooked up to the forums and chat for folks who are to nervous about talking in person.
11) A medical tent where you can have your blood pressure checked, get massage therapy, and refill you prescriptions all in one handy location.
12) A live, in-person FEAR FACTOR challenge led by Mr. Steven Farris of Ohio.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:15 am
by Healing In Process
Hi Steve,
I love the idea! I would love to meet other people who constantly obsess that they are going nuts, or doing the constant body scan. UGH!
It is really funny though, when we put it into perspective.
We could play "Name that Medication!"
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:48 am
by luv cats
Name that medication is great!
How about a table filled with medical books for self-diagnois of your medical disease.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:50 am
by Shannan73
Toooo funny Steve! I love it!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:10 am
by BePositive-Amy
13. Have a dictionary size of book but its Positive affirmation/quotes there.
14. Invite Monk (Movie actor from MONK show)to the picnic have him host a game called "Name that phobias"
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:23 am
by vhetchler
This ios so funny. Im Agoraphobic, so how about live telecasts for Agoraphobics, so they can attend the picnic in the comfort of their own couches!!!!!!
How about a fortune teller..... That would really bring out out obsessive scary thoughts!!!!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:36 am
by Guest
spell every anti-dep you ever been on. kp
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:52 am
by DebbieW
I will bring;
15. Lexapro
16. Zoloft
17. Paxil
someone eles can bring the chips LOLO
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:01 am
by Guest
18. Set up a tent for bible studies and new recruits. Laugh here
